Want fries with them fries? You ought to try that new furrin' tater sensation that's sweepin' the nation - "Pomme Frites!" You need some lard, some taters and some neighborly assistance peelin' all of them spuds.
You can buy potatoes in the market. Press "ask" above to get friends to provide you with elbow grease and lard - and fer gosh sake's, don't get 'em confused! (The lard and the grease will be consumed once you've met all the conditions of the goal.)